"Mark, you've become more and more like Jesus Christ recently. All you need is to grow your hair out now and wear sandals..oh and don't forget the white sheet." -Me
"Honey, you don't like other people's good fortune." -Mark (directed at his wife)
"OHHHHH PLEEEEASSSEEEEE! Don't you pull that with me. I will get a piece of wood and hang you from it and put you there like Jesus." (His darling wife; who loves him DEARLY)
(Laughter ensues by the rather large family) ---large in number that is and not in mass! ;)
I love my family. We are vivacious, loud and well just like the family members in the movie "My Big Fat Greek Wedding".